1. About 90 minutes before landfall, some idiot in Manhattan took his jet ski out in New York Harbor.
2. In Alexandria, Virginia, a weather reporter interviewed a random guy in ZOMBIE PIRATE COSTUME, who claimed he's lived there for 650 years, and had never seen a storm as big as Sandy.
3. Some people also thought New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's speech was hilarious, but not because of what he said. It's because of how animated his SIGN LANGUAGE interpreter is.