Imagine how bad it’s going to be when Facebook grows past the web and takes over our real lives?

Last month, Queensryche singer Geoff Tate launched a contest to determine who hates their new album, "Frequency Unknown" the most. He did it when he saw a ton of fans SLAMMING the album online. Geoff had people submit videos of themselves RANTING about "Frequency Unknown" . . . and now, he's put out a video of him watching and reacting to them. Apparently, there's more to come, because the video ends with a "To Be Continued." And no winner has been named yet.

CAREFUL THESE ARE UNCENSORED!!!

A safari tour guide at Kruger National Park in South Africa has been fired . . . because he got drunk and decided to charge a wild ELEPHANT.  There's footage of it online.  Luckily . . . for him at least . . . the elephant got spooked and ran off

Proof again....WE'RE ALL DOOMED by the youth of today...

I guess Taco Bell feels EMPOWERED by their Doritos taco shells, because now they're getting even MORE experimental. In Orange County, California . . . which is the home of the Taco Bell headquarters . . . there have been sightings of a new BREAKFAST TACO at various Taco Bell locations. And instead of a regular shell, it's wrapped in a WAFFLE shell. The Waffle Taco has eggs and sausage wrapped in a waffle, covered in maple syrup. They're selling for 89 cents. There's no word on if or when these could go nationwide . . . or, ya know, if or when they're going to take it even further and make a waffle taco covered in Doritos nacho cheese....eeewwwwww.

Dude witnesses first hand that siphoning gas isn't as easy as what you see in telelvision :)

Yesterday, AS I LAY DYING singer Tim Lambesis pleaded not guilty to a felony charge of solicitation of murder.  He's been accusedof trying to hire a hit man to kill his estranged wife.  He's being held on $3 MILLION bail.

If he's convicted, he's looking at NINE YEARS in prison.

The D.A. said that Tim met with an undercover cop who was posing as a hit man, and Tim told him he wanted his wife "gone."

He gave the guy an envelope with $1,000 in cash . . . pictures of his wife . . . her address . . . the access code to her place . . . and a list of dates that the man could do it.  Those were days when HE had the kids, so they could serve as his alibi.

Tim's wife Meggan filed for divorce last September, citing "irreconcilable differences."  In the divorce papers, she said Tim had become obsessed with bodybuilding, blew a ton of money on tattoos and was "distracted" around his kids.

They have three kids that they adopted from Ethiopia.