The Bear catches monkey and tries to EAT HIM!!!

The Bear catches monkey and tries to EAT HIM!!!
A guy in Georgia tried to stop a hit-and-run driver from leaving after she backed into his wife's car. And somehow he ended up on the woman's HOOD for about two miles. Another driver got part of it on video, and you can hear the guy yelling at him to call the police. The woman eventually stopped though, and he wasn't hurt. Then she sped off again, and police are still looking for her. Once they track her down, she's facing felony aggravated assault charges.
Bill was deployed to try to broker the reunion . . . so that Zeppelin could perform at the "12-12-12 Concert for Sandy Relief" last December. But he couldn't get it done.
The director of the charity that put on the benefit told "60 Minutes Overtime", quote, "[Clinton] was terrific. He goes, 'I really want to do this. This would be a fantastic thing. I love Led Zeppelin.' "Bill Clinton himself asked Led Zeppelin to reunite . . . and they wouldn't do it."
Optical illusion? Or is she really that small in the waist? Thoughts?
The website OK Cupid has about five million monthly users. And the survey they ask you to take has some pretty weird questions on it. Here are a few. Answer and see if you think any of them would help you find Mr. or Mrs. Right . . .
James and Kirk came out and blew out the National Anthem at Saturday's Giants game.
BOOT TO THE HEAD A$$HOLE! Nicely done Nikki...what a freaking moron.