You will never believe some of the crazy and disturbing things women have hid in their girly bits:

• A small vodka bottle filled with urine: I guess this makes perfect sense ... if you need to pass a urine test.

• A cellphone: The only problem with stealing a cellphone and hiding it in your privates is when somebody calls. Just ask the Romanian woman who was busted for stealing after her va-jay-jay started ringing. The owner declined to take the phone back.

• A prosthetic eye: Why would someone ever put a fake eye in her hoo-ha, you ask? The woman, who wound up in the ER, told the doctor she was fixin' to have a fight with her neighbors and put it there for safe-keeping because glass eyes "are pretty expensive and hard to replace."

• A pharmacy: A Pennsylvania woman was caught with 54 bags of heroine, 31 empty bags of heroine, 8 prescription pills, and $51.22 in cash and change in her hoo-ha. Who needs a purse anyway?!

• A Donny Osmond poster: A U.K woman had to go to the ER to have a rolled up poster of the former (waaay former) teen heartthrob removed from her privates. This is just sad ... on so many levels.

• A knife: When a Florida woman was arrested for fighting with another woman over some prescription pills, cops turned up some interesting items in their search. They found a knife and a bottle of pills tucked in a roll of belly fat ... and another knife hidden in her nether regions. Ouch! (The Frisky)

• THE HOTTEST WOMEN OF ALL TIME

  Men's Health magazine took on an impossible challenge by ranking the top 100 Hottest Women of All Time.

  No two guys on the planet could ever agree on how the top 10 are ranked, much less the top 100. There's going to be controversy.

  For example, Kim Kardashian is ranked 26 -- five slots hotter than Farrah Fawcett. Seriously?

  Let the arguments begin!

  The Top 10:

  10. Angelina Jolie
  9. Jane Fonda
  8. Pamela Anderson
  7. Bettie Page
  6. Ursula Andress
  5. Madonna
  4. Britney Spears
  3. Marilyn Monroe
  2. Raquel Welch
  1. Jennifer Aniston

  Yes, Jennifer Aniston is pretty hot....hottest of all time???  I tend to disagree. -dan