Yo. I'm your new Monster of the Midday. Catch me after John Boy and Billy, M-F 10a-3p.
10-ish to 3p. I'll help you get through another day of workin' for the man. Need something for the lunch hour? Hit me up!
Position: Afternoon Drive/Office Linebacker
Height: Tall enough
Likes: Cheerleaders, Ones that are Cold, MMA, Swimming/biking/running-in that order, messin' with Texas, and watching "Burn Notice."
Dislikes: Stuff that sucks, laziness, meat, dairy products, the word "deserve," and hearing people eat.
Family: I have two dogs, an old Coonhound named Wunjo, and an American Dingo named Ivan....my Dingo will steal your baby. (really, he will.) I also have two cats, Maizey-AKA-"The Maize" and Stryper. Get used to the names, I talk about them ALOT.
What's my problem? What's YOUR problem?!
Bonus Round: Hit me up with your questions about me, and I'll answer them as much as I am legally allowed too.
Here's my deal: I've been living in the Valley for some time now, and love it. If you need to find me, I'm either here, walking my dogs or running or riding my bike somewhere in Staunton or Augusta County. That's pretty much what I do. I listen to EVERYTHING-I hate to miss out on stuff. I'm pretty amped to get a shot at working on the Mighty 98 Rock-I think you and me, we gonna get along just fine!
In Egypt, a man was surfing the Internet for porn and was shocked to find videos of his wife of 16 years getting grunty with her co-stars.
After seeing the clips, the guy ran home to confront his wife -- who, of course, at first denied it.
But when he showed her the movies, she had no choice but to come clean and admit her dirty past.
She then told him that, despite their long marriage, and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him.
How's that for a bad day?
A Florida man is in hot water after breaking into a luxury apartment building ... in order to get into hot water.
Torey Leonard snuck into the building in order to use a hot tub that was located in a common area. He insisted he was only following doctor's orders, since his anemia required him to keep up his body temperature, and he was getting cold.
A judge released Leonard on $25 bail after asking him if he could please treat his condition without breaking and entering.
Source: South Florida Sun-Sentinel