Yo. I'm your new Monster of the Midday. Catch me after John Boy and Billy, M-F 10a-3p.
10-ish to 3p. I'll help you get through another day of workin' for the man. Need something for the lunch hour? Hit me up!
Position: Afternoon Drive/Office Linebacker
Height: Tall enough
Likes: Cheerleaders, Ones that are Cold, MMA, Swimming/biking/running-in that order, messin' with Texas, and watching "Burn Notice."
Dislikes: Stuff that sucks, laziness, meat, dairy products, the word "deserve," and hearing people eat.
Family: I have two dogs, an old Coonhound named Wunjo, and an American Dingo named Ivan....my Dingo will steal your baby. (really, he will.) I also have two cats, Maizey-AKA-"The Maize" and Stryper. Get used to the names, I talk about them ALOT.
What's my problem? What's YOUR problem?!
Bonus Round: Hit me up with your questions about me, and I'll answer them as much as I am legally allowed too.
Here's my deal: I've been living in the Valley for some time now, and love it. If you need to find me, I'm either here, walking my dogs or running or riding my bike somewhere in Staunton or Augusta County. That's pretty much what I do. I listen to EVERYTHING-I hate to miss out on stuff. I'm pretty amped to get a shot at working on the Mighty 98 Rock-I think you and me, we gonna get along just fine!
ANOTHER NFL DRAFT DUMMY
The NFL draft starts on Thursday, which means a bunch of 22-year-olds will become millionaires overnight. (Not that you're bitter, right?)
Well, there aren't many hard-and-fast rules for players who are preparing to get drafted into the NFL. But "Don't punch a cop in the face" has to be at or near the top of the list.
Unfortunately, former Nebraska cornerback Alfonzo Dennard didn't get the memo.
Alfonzo was arrested over the weekend on multiple charges, including the assault of a Lincoln, Nebraska, police officer.
He allegedly was fighting with another man outside a bar. When the cops tried to intervene, he allegedly punched one of them in the face. Oops.
With millions of dollars in play, the dude took a swing at a cop. You just can't do that. Even if millions of dollars are NOT in play. (Omaha World-Herald)
FUN & GAMES: Sorry Excuses For Sports
The weekend is over. Hopefully you had some fun. And, maybe you had some fun playing sports.
But, is your sport a "real" sport?
Here's a rundown of some sorriest excuses for sports out there: