Yo. I'm your new Monster of the Midday. Catch me after John Boy and Billy, M-F 10a-3p.
10-ish to 3p. I'll help you get through another day of workin' for the man. Need something for the lunch hour? Hit me up!
Position: Afternoon Drive/Office Linebacker
Height: Tall enough
Likes: Cheerleaders, Ones that are Cold, MMA, Swimming/biking/running-in that order, messin' with Texas, and watching "Burn Notice."
Dislikes: Stuff that sucks, laziness, meat, dairy products, the word "deserve," and hearing people eat.
Family: I have two dogs, an old Coonhound named Wunjo, and an American Dingo named Ivan....my Dingo will steal your baby. (really, he will.) I also have two cats, Maizey-AKA-"The Maize" and Stryper. Get used to the names, I talk about them ALOT.
What's my problem? What's YOUR problem?!
Bonus Round: Hit me up with your questions about me, and I'll answer them as much as I am legally allowed too.
Here's my deal: I've been living in the Valley for some time now, and love it. If you need to find me, I'm either here, walking my dogs or running or riding my bike somewhere in Staunton or Augusta County. That's pretty much what I do. I listen to EVERYTHING-I hate to miss out on stuff. I'm pretty amped to get a shot at working on the Mighty 98 Rock-I think you and me, we gonna get along just fine!
MOST IMPRESSIVE SPORTS RECORDS IN HISTORY
Most of us "mere mortals" set the bar pretty low for ourselves. If we can get through the week without being fired from our jobs or thrown in jail, it's a victory.
Well, pro athletes operating at the peak of their powers are on another wavelength, doing things that are almost superhuman.
So, in case you were in the mood to feel a bit more inadequate about your boring, crappy life, here are some of the most impressive sports records in history.
What a moment it was for young baseball phenom Bryce Harper. Playing in his first Major League game on Saturday for the Washington Nationals, the hyped-up 19-year-old outfielder stepped up the plate at Dodgers Stadium and drilled a double to deep centerfield for his first hit. Also at that very moment, three fans spotted on camera sitting behind home plate turned around and mooned everyone watching the game, thus making Harper's first hit even more memorable. It's certainly a butt-flash that those three fans will never forget.)