Yo. I'm your new Monster of the Midday. Catch me after John Boy and Billy, M-F 10a-3p.
10-ish to 3p. I'll help you get through another day of workin' for the man. Need something for the lunch hour? Hit me up!
Position: Afternoon Drive/Office Linebacker
Height: Tall enough
Likes: Cheerleaders, Ones that are Cold, MMA, Swimming/biking/running-in that order, messin' with Texas, and watching "Burn Notice."
Dislikes: Stuff that sucks, laziness, meat, dairy products, the word "deserve," and hearing people eat.
Family: I have two dogs, an old Coonhound named Wunjo, and an American Dingo named Ivan....my Dingo will steal your baby. (really, he will.) I also have two cats, Maizey-AKA-"The Maize" and Stryper. Get used to the names, I talk about them ALOT.
What's my problem? What's YOUR problem?!
Bonus Round: Hit me up with your questions about me, and I'll answer them as much as I am legally allowed too.
Here's my deal: I've been living in the Valley for some time now, and love it. If you need to find me, I'm either here, walking my dogs or running or riding my bike somewhere in Staunton or Augusta County. That's pretty much what I do. I listen to EVERYTHING-I hate to miss out on stuff. I'm pretty amped to get a shot at working on the Mighty 98 Rock-I think you and me, we gonna get along just fine!
Think you're having a bad day?
Well, a guy in Oklahoma was pulled over by a cop for speeding. And, while the cop was writing the guy a ticket, a portable meth lab in his pants exploded.
While meth did drip down the man's leg, he was uninjured -- and arrested for manufacturing a controlled and dangerous substance. (Fox News)
You're busy. Sometimes, you don't have time to do anything but open up a can of something, put it in the microwave and chow down.
Of course, like everything, even canned goods can be taken too far.
Here's a rundown of some canned food you probably never knew existed: