Yo. I'm your new Monster of the Midday. Catch me after John Boy and Billy, M-F 10a-3p.
10-ish to 3p. I'll help you get through another day of workin' for the man. Need something for the lunch hour? Hit me up!
Position: Afternoon Drive/Office Linebacker
Height: Tall enough
Likes: Cheerleaders, Ones that are Cold, MMA, Swimming/biking/running-in that order, messin' with Texas, and watching "Burn Notice."
Dislikes: Stuff that sucks, laziness, meat, dairy products, the word "deserve," and hearing people eat.
Family: I have two dogs, an old Coonhound named Wunjo, and an American Dingo named Ivan....my Dingo will steal your baby. (really, he will.) I also have two cats, Maizey-AKA-"The Maize" and Stryper. Get used to the names, I talk about them ALOT.
What's my problem? What's YOUR problem?!
Bonus Round: Hit me up with your questions about me, and I'll answer them as much as I am legally allowed too.
Here's my deal: I've been living in the Valley for some time now, and love it. If you need to find me, I'm either here, walking my dogs or running or riding my bike somewhere in Staunton or Augusta County. That's pretty much what I do. I listen to EVERYTHING-I hate to miss out on stuff. I'm pretty amped to get a shot at working on the Mighty 98 Rock-I think you and me, we gonna get along just fine!
WILL MEN BECOME EXTINCT?
A recent story in Time magazine titled "The Richer Sex" was all about how women will soon be the primary "breadwinners" in the United States.
Other articles in recent months have suggested women are wired to help the economy more than men. Their social intelligence, communication skills and focus supposedly make them better in business.
There was even an article that described "The Perfect Husband" as one who cooks, cleans and raises the kids -- while his wife is out climbing the corporate ladder.
So, it seems like guys have been beaten down and are expected to take a back seat to women these days. Is it time for a comeback? (Forbes.com)
If there is a woman who would like to support my expensive lifestyle, I'd happily stay home. I'd also like her to be tall, blonde and, well, let's be honest here....HOT!
We live in a sensitive age.
Everybody feels like a victim. Everybody feels slighted. If you really want to gripe about something, you can definitely find it -- and then find a bunch of other people to agree with you.
Even if you're an albino.
In Canada, there have been complaints filed with the "Human Rights Tribunal" because a microbrew has been named Albino Rhino.
Canadian albinos are upset about the beer because the name supposedly demeans them by deliberately evoking a "sense of oddness" about the condition.
Source: Yahoo News
All I can think about it the song from Baboon Rising that we play on "Wet Paint"....Albino Representation. Pasty people get no respect!